- Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
- Tourist: Do you know an Italian restaurant in the metaphorical sense?
- New Yorker: ... What?
We all know what this is. And the best part about showing off this audio file is that I’m not putting any load on Tumblr’s servers; this is a ytmnd rip. How crafty is that?
Although I can’t really make out what he’s saying, this song makes me want to tap my toes.